Help! I've got hair-a-sites!
I don't know what to do!
They latch on just like parasites
and become a part of you!
I first saw them in the shower
as I was getting clean.
Hair appeared in places
that I had never seen!
They've latched on to my armpits.
I've got some on my chest.
They're growing in my belly button!
I'm getting very stressed!
They latch on tight and won't let go!
I pull them out, but they regrow!
I shave them off but soon they show!
I've got hair-a-sites!